Scene: 7 pm in the living room. String Bean is playing with our Goodwill find-Duplo Legos.
Me: I am so glad we don't have a son right now. Can you imagine how many Legos would be all over our living room?
Mr. Bean: It isn't too late. We could be having a son!
Me: Yeah, but now that I've realized this, I have years to mentally prepare for it.
Mr. Bean: True, and we have months to teach String Bean to clean up after her brother.