Monday, June 8, 2009

Fathers Day Non-Homemade Gifts

Photo by Timewalker

Filbert informed me over lunch yesterday that no Father's Day gift is good. Today's post hopes to squash that attitude and bring to you, faithful readers, a list of Father's Day gifts that will leave your dad astonished and in fear of you as a woman.

Nothing held back-price-tag included.

Corporate Dad
Blue Collar Dad
  • Spectrum 2050 Plasma Cutter- $2,949.00. Why buy anything else when you have a tool that will cut through 1 1/8 inches of steel?
  • Fixer-Upper Home- These guys can go for pretty cheap, but be prepared to pick up a very large gift card to Home Depot or Lowes.
  • 1931 Bugatti Royale Kellner Coupe- $8,700,000.00 in 1987, but these guys lose value when you drive them off the lot, right? Oh, the joy of being able to work on it in the garage!
Sports Dad
Outdoors Dad
  • Yacht- $300,000,000.00. I'm sure the Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum would be happy to sell it to you for slightly cheaper since it is used.
  • Jungle Safari in Belize- $2,310.00 plus international airfare.
  • Fishing in Malaysia- $3,200.00 plus international airfare.
After all that, doesn't a homemade gift sound a lot easier to manage?

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