*this post is intended to be read with dripping sarcasm*
Pretty soon Mr. Bean and I will be all set for life! String Bean (and any future siblings) will want for nothing! You see, I have the luckiest e-mail address ever.
I have gotten several e-mail notifications that my e-mail address was chosen from among millions to win large sums of money in various lotteries from all over the world! (Although I have won the UK lottery several times with varying amounts of prize money.)
I should also mention that since I'm so philanthropic in nature, I have of coursed helped all our Nigerian friends with their money woes by accepting large sums of money on their behalf and then giving them a percentage of it as a fee. After all, they couldn't access it without my help!
Gee, I wonder when those checks will start flooding my (real) mailbox...
It is interesting that some of those emails end up in my spam box while some end up in my inbox, I can't quite figure out how it is determined the final destination.
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